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Bacon
posted on
08/09/10 01:47:04
updated by
Bacon
08/09/10 01:51:27

In-game name: Bacon

Level: Fresh 80

Class & spec 40/21/10 Canadian focused, a few points into crispy but smoked for raid utility.

Link to your armory profile: I have no armor, I am a slice of bacon.

Alts names and levels? Panchetta

Are you applying as a Raider or Member? Member, member of the cold cuts and all things fried and delicious.

Real life age? (Although no age requirements, we want mature members and reliable raiders) I am not sure when I came into being, however I do expire on the 31rst.

Previous guild and reason for leaving? Had a tiff with some higher up officers complaining I wasn’t “kosher” enough for them.

Time zone and general play times: Around breakfast time is when I am most active. Occasionally I come into play during lunch for a BLT, seldom play during dinner—unless you like breakfast for dinner :D

How many days/week do you usually play? My weekly playtime varies, yet I am always ready to jump into saucy heat of battle.

Raid invites start at 6:00pm. Raid times are 6:30-9:30pm server time, Mon - Thurs. Can you make these days/times? Yes, as long as I thaw out a half hour before.

Do you have a reliable computer and Internet connection? Tell us about your system specs, ISP, wired/wireless connection, etc: Yes. Intel I7 3.2 Gigahertz processor, 12 gigs ram, dual 1 gig Radeon ATI crossfire vid card and my isp is Grease Lightning LLC 50mbps.

Do you use a Blizzard Authenticator? Yes, but now my ipod is sticky.

What do you look for from a guild and why did you choose Little Urban Elites? I was looking for a place where I will be appreciated and where all my talents will be utilized appropriately. Also, I heard you were recruiting holy priests/paladins, range dps and bacon.

Have you ever been in LUE before on any toon? no

Do you have any friends in LUE? Yes. Naiome. She can’t get enough of me >:3

Are you currently applying to any other guild? Not at this time, unless I find a guild that has lettuce and tomato.

What do you think of the current state of your class? (Not your character) Be detailed. My class is heavily reliant on raid buffs such as cozy fire to be truly crisped and ready for battle. Although some people say that the buffs my class brings are a haste debuff, the well fed and satisfaction buff are well worth the negative effects. What the class lacks in potency it makes up in tastiness.

What is your preferred play style and approach when playing/raiding? My preferred playing style is supportive. I do not usually come out as the star of the meal but I’m okay with that. I like being that side dish that adds what’s needed to get the job done. It’s all about the home-style service.

Anything else you would like to add or tell us why you think you would make a good member/raider? I think that I, as a deliciously fried slice of bacon can bring so much versatility to the table… if y’know what I mean. I don’t often see people of my class in the raid force but after speaking with some members of LUE, I know I’d be a loved and succulent part of the guild.

Oh and pie, bacon can go into a very seductive and savory pie :D


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Sarahbeam
Officer
characters
85 Night Elf Priest
85 Night Elf Druid
posted on
08/09/10 03:44:57

Mmmmm... Bacon. I vote instant /ginvite!

Me: Why am I still doing archaeology? Oh I know, achievement points.
Bene: And yet you fish.
Me: At least fishing you get stuff.
Bene: That no one uses.
Me: Food buff.
Bene: Except everyone uses the fish feasts.
Me: ...


1568
Toccata
Officer
characters
85 Night Elf Druid
posted on
08/09/10 12:21:16

Well played. =P

-Toccata


1136
Leyntherla
Raider
characters
85 Dwarf Warrior
85 Night Elf Hunter
posted on
08/09/10 14:58:05

Very nicely done. Very funny.


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Anayya
Raider
characters
85 Human Priest
posted on
08/09/10 17:57:24

You usually are prepared with a Microwave and we all know what Microwaves do to this guild for connection issues. You'll need to limit yourself to the stove if you expect to be a reliable member of our guild.


1568
Toccata
Officer
characters
85 Night Elf Druid
posted on
08/10/10 12:29:46

Anayya said:

You usually are prepared with a Microwave and we all know what Microwaves do to this guild for connection issues. You'll need to limit yourself to the stove if you expect to be a reliable member of our guild.

Who cooks bacon in the microwave?

-Toccata


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Maximusrex
Officer
characters
85 Human Warlock
80 Human Paladin
85 Human Priest
85 Human Death Knight
posted on
08/10/10 12:34:58

If you get pre-cooked its better to heat in the microwave, between two paper towels, it comes quite crispy! I find reheating in a pan tends to lead to it being either soft or overcooked.

Back to the app, I'd be interested in hearing Bacon's thoughts on the Canadian style.

I don't feel bad for stupid people, I think they should be rounded up and put into camps so as to stop afflicting the rest of us with their stupidity.


1568
Toccata
Officer
characters
85 Night Elf Druid
posted on
08/10/10 13:45:10

What do you think about the changes they're making to bacon in Cataclysm?

-Toccata


1564
ANANIX
Alumni
characters
85 Draenei Shaman
85 Worgen Death Knight
83 Human Priest
85 Night Elf Warrior
81 Draenei Mage
posted on
08/10/10 15:54:42

Unkosher.

Denied.

Firelands: Can we stand in the fire now?


1723
Bacon
posted on
08/10/10 16:06:36

Anayya said:

You usually are prepared with a Microwave and we all know what Microwaves do to this guild for connection issues. You'll need to limit yourself to the stove if you expect to be a reliable member of our guild.

This is unheard of!! The only real way to get delicious bacon is stove top fried, the juices have to released naturally into the dish and then reused to unlock the talents of hidden salty goodness.