

Holy shit i literally about fell out of my chair laughing at this.

Why'd you burn that house down son? "Because it needed burning sir."



That last one kinda made a cry a little when I saw it, for the sheer Picard-Facepalm of it.
There's a reason she's asleep alone.
See that Keystone Light can?
anyway, I'm getting into dangerous re-post territory with myself, so bear with me.



my favorite, and motto:

I sure do miss you guys.
Foreverzero said:
Look its Jeff Foxworthy's daughter





Me: Why am I still doing archaeology? Oh I know, achievement points.
Bene: And yet you fish.
Me: At least fishing you get stuff.
Bene: That no one uses.
Me: Food buff.
Bene: Except everyone uses the fish feasts.
Me: ...
